#AuthorInterview: John Hartnett


Today’s author interview takes place with John Hartnett. Just by the twinkle in his eye, it’s safe to say he attempts to bring the same sense of fun and light-heartedness to his writing. Kudos to anyone who can write humor well since it’s not as easy as it looks!


Giveaway: John would like to give either a print or eBook to three randomly drawn people who comment on this post!


1. Please provide a brief synopsis of your book.

The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories is a collection of humor essays that address every day life including parenting (The School Project: An American Tragedy), relationships (How Bananas Almost Destroyed My Marriage), religion (If We’re Late Again for Church, I Will Kill You), the media (There But for the Grace of God Goes the Weather Reporter), animals, specifically geese who tie up traffic by refusing to fly (Behold the Goose), the afterlife (An Unwanted Glimpse of the Afterlife), and other topics readily identifiable and relatable to anyone who doesn’t employ and house a staff of servants that outnumber their immediate family by a ratio of 16:1.


John Hartnett The Barber's Conundrum


2. Tell us a little bit about what motivates or inspires your writing.

I have always loved comedy and making people laugh and have a deep appreciation for humor writing, particularly one-liners because they require so a solid understanding of joke construction, cadence and rhythm. For me, I write to entertain people. I’ve made a conscious decision with this book and my comedy site, The Monkey Bellhop, to write material that is suitable for all audiences and doesn’t disparage individuals, but maybe institutions like Congress, but not individuals.


3. It’s hard to pick just one, but what do you consider your favorite novel and why? 

Taking this question as a form of word association, the first book that comes to mind is Sometimes A Great Notion by Ken Kesey. Part of its appeal may be the time in which I first picked it up. I was a teenager in the 70’s living in New Jersey and very enamored with the west coast and Pacific Northwest. In fact I ended up moving to California for 14 years right after college.


It’s in some ways a David vs. Goliath plot (and most people love those kinds of stories) but with a bit more context and empathy around the character of Goliath. There’s also the Native American, Hippie and patriotic American perspectives that almost force the reader to keep an open mind when considering who is right or wrong.

John Hartnett Author Photo


4. What is the name of your blog and what can readers expect to find there? 

My blog is called The Monkey Bellhop and it is essentially a comedy site with a couple of running “columns” including “It’s I’ll Answer Your Questions, Monday,” “Thoughts While Starting Out My Kitchen Window,” “Friday’s One Size Fits All Weekend Horoscope,” “Monkey Bellhop Movie Reviews” and a few others. All of the humor is safe for all audiences, mostly self-deprecating and solely intended to entertain.


John Hartnett Monkey Bellhop


5. Are you traditionally published or self-published?

For The Barber’s Conundrum, I self-published it because I knew that no traditional publisher would be interested, and I wanted to see if I could do the whole thing myself and see how far I could get. I designed the cover and did all the proofing, formatting and everything else. Not because I’m really good at it all but because I’m really cheap.


6. Can you offer one or two helpful tips for fellow writers when it comes to marketing and publicity?

Facebook has been the most successful marketing tool thus far. It’s generated lots of word of mouth sales and also helped to promote author events I lined up. I have been very fortunate to have generated some solid reviews on Amazon and that has directly lead to more sales.


7. Describe your writing background.

Emerson CollegeI have studied writing and graduated from Emerson College with a degree in Film and Mass Communications. I studied comedy writing under the actor/comedian Denis Leary when he was teaching there. Subsequent to graduation I wrote jokes for comics, movie treatments and a little animation and tv material. I’ve not attended any workshops or conferences since college and I’m not opposed to doing so, the right opportunity just hasn’t presented itself yet.


8. What does your drafting and/or editing process entail?

I know that I could use an editor but truthfully, I’m it. I tend to write comedic material in a stream of consciousness state and then go back to tighten things up several times before being satisfied with the end result. I tend to write as I speak whenever possible because I feel rhythm is very important.


9. What future projects can we look forward?

I have a book on Facebook posts in the works. I have more than three years of material — mostly all jokes that reflect the culture, typical interactions and evolution of FB over that time. In some ways, it’s a parody of the site if such a thing is possible. I’m also working on a novel like the rest of my fellow Americans who aren’t working on screenplays.


10. Is there anything else you want your potential readers to know?

I feel the airline industry is just phoning it in when it comes to customer service. I’d also love to hear from anyone who wants to get in touch for any reason. I am always happy to assist others if I can.



You can connect with John Hartnett and his social media sites via his website and blog.


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Please share responsibly. Jeri Walker, 2013.

Author: Jeri Walker

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  1. I’m not working on a novel, so should I focus on a screenplay? I do want to fit in you know. The blog sounds great. I have added it to my reading list

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  2. I really love the sound of this book. I can imagine the stories that barbers and hairdressers have to tell! (Actually I have a couple of friends who are hairstylists, and I DO know the stories they have to tell!)

    Love the title of John’s blog as well as I’m a sucker for monkeys. Will have to check it out. Thanks for the interview, Jeri.

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  3. “I write to entertain people. ” I like being entertained!

    “I have a book on Facebook posts in the works.” – sounds good. Better than me saying what is FB up to now with a groan …

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  4. I love a good laugh so count me in. I too jsut added you to my reading list. Writing is challenging no matter the venue, but humor, I would think, is that much more difficult. So hats of to you. 🙂

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  5. I love anything that is comical so thank you for sharing this author with me. I am off to check out his blog.

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  6. John’s last answer made me laugh: “I feel the airline industry is just phoning it in when it comes to customer service.”

    Sound like a fun book to read.

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  7. I love a good laugh, so this is right up my alley.
    I do like the twinkle in the eye as well 🙂

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  8. I love the “twinkle” in his eye. It makes me believe as you said that his book is full of humor. I am looking forward to reading this one.

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  9. Congrats John. Sounds like a fun read. We have several extra geese up here that I’ll be pointing in your general direction. Cheers…

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  10. John is a terrific humor writer with a very unique style. His blog posts are always worth a good read. I am following him and look forward to his new postings.

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  11. Dear Jon, Geek Girl, Doreen, Leora, Susan, Elizabeth, Becc, Catarina, Marilyn, Walker and Phil,

    Thanks so much for taking the time to read the interview and I’m glad you enjoyed it or at least wrote that you did. 🙂 As for the twinkle in my eye that a few of you referred to, I put that in using Photoshop and I just felt it would be best if I came clean now rather than later when one of my kids turned me in.

    I had wanted to respond sooner but had been away the past week and just returned today, so sorry for the delay. I am looking forward to spending some time on your blogs as well in the coming days.

    Nice meeting all of you through Jeri’s site and to Jeri, thank you so much for the opportunity and for your help and generosity in spreading the word to your readers!

    All the best,


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  12. A book based on Facebook posts sounds interesting, even though I’m almost never on Facebook! Seems like a funny guy.

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  13. Congrats to Susan, Marilyn, and Adrienne! Your comments were randomly selected by Random.org as the three winners for John’s book. He will be contacting your shortly. Enjoy the read!

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